Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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