You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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