Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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