If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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