dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Will you blow on my dice?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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