Small penises have feelings too.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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