I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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