Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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