Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
