Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
so much tequila, so little girl.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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