i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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