Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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