Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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