I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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