I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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