Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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