She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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