My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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