she was so not down for the gang bang
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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