hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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