It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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