her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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