Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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