You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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