Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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