Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
