school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I am mentally ready for anal.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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