But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i just google imaged poop.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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