Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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