I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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