Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
