The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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