So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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