If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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