ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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