the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
