Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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