After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Randomize
