Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
