How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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