playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
