He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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