I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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