did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
tell me about the fingering
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