Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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