And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Randomize
