She is in my trunk
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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