I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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