North Korea, Best Korea!
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
should my penis look like a turkey
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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