Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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