Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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